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Friday, May 12, 2006

Rapid Fire Friday V

What happened to the nice booklets inside of DVDs? I really liked those. They were like the liner notes on a CD.

Is it my imagination or are there now more things to hook your iPod up to than really needed? You can play it in your car, attach it to speakers or even have it be your alarm clock. Soon it won’t be fighting over a station but fighting over who’s iPod gets plugged in.

I watched the season finale of Smallville last night… there must be a mandate that every possible character should be about to die and Clark is powerless to help; that seems to be how they’ve ended every season so far.

I saw an article today about a Polar Bear/Grizzly Bear hybrid that happened naturally in the wild. The hunters discovered it when they shot the bear. They were debating whether to call it a Grolar or a Prizzy… my answer: It doesn’t matter since you’ve already killed it.

Doesn’t it seem that people play the lottery more when they don’t have any money?

This is just an observation, but it seems that every artist who has ever drawn the Hal Jordan Green Lantern has drawn him to look exactly the same as he did in his first appearance. It’s like everyone is afraid to make alterations.

The third man of the CIA had his house searched today. He’s accused of inappropriately granting contracts. Its bad enough that this guy was a high ranking government official… but everyone called him “Dusty”. How the hell does “Dusty” become one of the top spooks? That’s like Chaney hiring a guy named “Scooter”.

What happened to the band Everclear?

I think Myspace needs to allow for classifications in your friends list: People you really call friends, People you call friends but work with, People who do what you want to do and you are trying to be friends to get work, People that you put on your list to be nice but you really don’t like and People you put on the list but the scare the hell out of you and you hope they just go away.

I bought one of those Angel puppets… but it’s not a puppet. It’s a doll of a puppet. But that’s not important… the thing is, he’s on the other side of the room and he’s staring at me. I swear it’s alive. Every time I look up he’s perfectly still but I see him moving in the corner of my eye… he’s making plans to kill me, I know he is.

How do you really know an air purifier is working?

In the last two weeks I have gotten over 100 emails from flower shops reminding me that it’s Mother’s day on Sunday. Yet I have still not gotten my mom anything yet.

It’s a very surrealistic moment when you find yourself having a discussion with your mother on if I had ever thought of buying some corsets for my models to wear in the photos.

I went to I-Hop this morning for breakfast. 10:15 AM on a Friday morning and the place was completely packed. Just how many wannabe writers can there be out there? Shouldn’t someone be at work?

Reggie Bush is petitioning the NFL to let him wear the #5 on his jersey like he did in college, but the NFL rules state a running back has to wear a number between 20 and 39. This is a huge issue and Reggie has even offered to give 25% of his jersey sales to the Katrina relief fund if they let him. I see a simpler answer… put him down as a QB/RB and then he could wear #5 without a problem

A teacher in Florida has people upset because she posed for a lingerie spread that is appearing on-line. Why is this a problem? If parents actually monitored their children’s time on the computer, they wouldn’t see it anyway. And who found it in the first place?

Bush is going to address the country on the issue of immigration. They say there are 12 million illegals in the country. I don’t know about you, but the word “illegal” makes me less than willing to want the government to bend over backwards to make changes. This isn’t a closed country, there are just rules for getting in and these people went outside of the rules. Whatever the reason, they still went outside the rules.

I saw an article that said: “Madonna makes stunning confession” and says she claims she is a crap mother. Raise your hand if you find this confession stunning at all?

Reports are saying the O J Simpson is doing a prank using the white Ford Bronco made famous in the slow speed chase in a new pay-per-view show. Well, they say comedy is tragedy plus time. You think Ford stopped making the Bronco because of the incident?

There is speculation that Pope Benedict XVI will approve the use of condoms for some Catholics. You have to believe the hardline Catholics are walking around calling him “Benedict Arnold II” behind his back.

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