Rapid Fire Friday
After watching some of Gonzales’ press conference today, it’s obvious that the government will continue to use ‘protecting children’ as an excuse to censor morality for adults.
As a kind I loved baseball, would watch or listen to every Dodger game I could. Now I could care less about baseball but listen to the NFL channel constantly.
A Playboy radio station is just the silliest thing I have ever heard of.
Why do people worry about buying bottled water and then pour it over ice made from a tap?
CSI Miami is the most watched television series in the world… didn’t Caruso leave NYPD because he wanted to be a ‘Movie Star’?
NASCAR would be more fun if the put the fans on one side of the track and the beer vendors on the other… let the games begin.
The most surprising thing out of the Duke Lacrosse team rape scandal to me was the fact that straight guys play lacrosse.
With the fact that I can now pay my bills on-line, writing a check has really become odd.
When I die, I want my ash mixed in with the pulp to make paper and then used to print a comic book… how’s that for a marketing gimmick.
My brother has a hard time accepting that I can put out a book of nude photos and write a children’s book.
Get to know your family, you may just find out you like them as friends too.
Why is one of the kings in a playing card deck suicidal?
You ever notice the number of times two women get drunk and make out at a party on video is drastically higher than the number of times guys do it.
Does it seem that Thanksgiving would be completely off the calendars if it weren’t for the day off?
It takes a geek to look at a dice and think: “I need more sides”.
When you’re a kid with an imaginary friend, they call it cute. When you’re an adult with an imaginary friend they call it religious.
Does anyone actually use a letter opener?
In Lord of the Rings, why didn’t Gandalf just get one of those giant eagles to fly his ass to Mordor and drop the ring in?
Cartoon characters on shot glasses, even the ones from South Park, seem to be sending the wrong message.
Cats have the most amazing ability to know exactly the last thing you would want them to lay… and then they go lay on it.
After watching some of Gonzales’ press conference today, it’s obvious that the government will continue to use ‘protecting children’ as an excuse to censor morality for adults.
As a kind I loved baseball, would watch or listen to every Dodger game I could. Now I could care less about baseball but listen to the NFL channel constantly.
A Playboy radio station is just the silliest thing I have ever heard of.
Why do people worry about buying bottled water and then pour it over ice made from a tap?
CSI Miami is the most watched television series in the world… didn’t Caruso leave NYPD because he wanted to be a ‘Movie Star’?
NASCAR would be more fun if the put the fans on one side of the track and the beer vendors on the other… let the games begin.
The most surprising thing out of the Duke Lacrosse team rape scandal to me was the fact that straight guys play lacrosse.
With the fact that I can now pay my bills on-line, writing a check has really become odd.
When I die, I want my ash mixed in with the pulp to make paper and then used to print a comic book… how’s that for a marketing gimmick.
My brother has a hard time accepting that I can put out a book of nude photos and write a children’s book.
Get to know your family, you may just find out you like them as friends too.
Why is one of the kings in a playing card deck suicidal?
You ever notice the number of times two women get drunk and make out at a party on video is drastically higher than the number of times guys do it.
Does it seem that Thanksgiving would be completely off the calendars if it weren’t for the day off?
It takes a geek to look at a dice and think: “I need more sides”.
When you’re a kid with an imaginary friend, they call it cute. When you’re an adult with an imaginary friend they call it religious.
Does anyone actually use a letter opener?
In Lord of the Rings, why didn’t Gandalf just get one of those giant eagles to fly his ass to Mordor and drop the ring in?
Cartoon characters on shot glasses, even the ones from South Park, seem to be sending the wrong message.
Cats have the most amazing ability to know exactly the last thing you would want them to lay… and then they go lay on it.
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